>Did you know that swaying from side to side actually activates the brain to calm you down? I have been doing these Brain Gym exercises with my students, and I swear it has made for a more peaceable classroom. Of course, it all depends on the day, and it certainly depends on the moon. Lunatic does not start with the Latin word for “moon” for no reason. These kids just go bat guano whenever they are anticipating a full moon, whether they know that are awaiting it or not. I am just listening to Lee Ann Womack’s new single, “I May Hate Myself In The Morning”, and it is quite beautifully executed. It’s good to hear her voice next door to a steel guitar solo again. Right where it should be. And it’s a good thing. Why, all of a sudden, am I using capital letters? Good lord, does this mean I am growing up? Without my knowledge? Or even my consent? I am sleepy, and I am afraid that I have missed the “go-to-bed” window that is so very crucial in my life. If I miss the window, it’s very likely that you will be reading another entry from me, after hours of failed attempts at sleep, somewhere around 3:30 am. Look for it to be far less coherent. Which should put fear in your heart. I cannot believe it’s time to vote for president again. Vote for the best friend of Israel so as to accelerate the rapture and Jesus can just come back and take me home!